This day in history

•November 5, 2009 • Leave a Comment

54 years ago today Doctor Emmet Brown fell off his toilet while hanging a picture, hit his head on the sink and blacked out. When he came to he had a vision of the Flux Capacitor, which is what makes time travel possible.

Also Guy Fawkes did something I think.

GREAT SCOTT!

Home from Seattle.

•September 7, 2009 • 2 Comments

I’m home from Seattle.

15 pieces of cinematic trash… that I love

•August 19, 2009 • Leave a Comment

1. The Black Hole
How could I start my list with anything besides The Black Hole? This was Disney’s response to the rampant popularity of Star Wars. That’s right, Disney looked at Star Wars, and this was what they came up with to cash in on the sci-fi craze. Truly it boggles the imagination. Continue reading ‘15 pieces of cinematic trash… that I love’

The Ballad of G.I. Joe

•August 11, 2009 • Leave a Comment

These are a few of my favourite things.

•August 8, 2009 • 2 Comments

I know this will come as a shock to a great many of you, but I am a collector. Continue reading ‘These are a few of my favourite things.’

I’m going to pose a question

•July 27, 2009 • 1 Comment

Why are there beans on the ceiling?

The greatest candy bar ever

•July 26, 2009 • Leave a Comment

We don’t have it in Canada anymore, or at least, not on the Island and I never saw it in Vancouver when I lived there. It’s called Whatchamacallit and it’s fucking delicious. But I’m not really here to talk about that. I know, it’s a misleading title. What I really feel like talking about is advertising. It’s kind of weird how a good commercial, or worse, a bad commercial can stick with you forever. Continue reading ‘The greatest candy bar ever’

Well that was new and special

•July 25, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Tonight I walked around in the rain, saw a wicked lightning storm and a rainbow and a pretty great sunset.

We’ll call this night a win.

This is totally weak, like the prequels

•July 1, 2009 • 2 Comments

There is something really wrong with my legs. Like seriously physically wrong. I can’t walk long distances without intense crippling pain in my calves and shins. It’s been like this for over a year now. Sometimes it seems fine and I can walk around all day, but it seems whenever I’m walking distance with a purpose my legs and feet go straight to Hell.
Continue reading ‘This is totally weak, like the prequels’

Sometimes when I’m down I ask myself the question

•June 30, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I like pickles. Why is the pickle stork a mailman?