Happy Birthday Keli

This is for Keli. If you are not Keli, you won’t understand any of the following.

Not now Doctor… Pleeeeaaaase!

I am best friend to no man but the wind.

That’s because it’s PORK!

It’s 1:43pm, you know what that means.

Where the fuck are my glasses?

Who eats rice for Breakfast?

Just sayin’

Don’t talk shit about Total!

Ruv you rong time!

Where is that cake?

I love you Keli. I hope you’re okay. Happy Birthday.

~ by pagz on May 13, 2009.