The cure for the common hangover.

If there’s one thing my time working at the grocery store taught me, it’s this: Party Girls, Strippers and Bar Stars alike all agree, Pedialyte is the number one choice for the morning after blues. It’s basically Gatorade for infants, but apparently it’s got all the vitamins and electrolytes you need to help stave off that marching band that’s just itching for a chance to show the good citizens of grey matter what they can do.

From talking to these people as they’ve gone through my check stand I’ve gleaned the following rules. First, if you know you’re going to be drinking, make sure you’re fridge is stocked with the pedialyte before you go out. Second, when you get home, you’re gonna want to drink one of those bad boys before you pass out/go to sleep/whatever. Thirdly, when you get up in the morning, another drink or 2 is recommended.

I’ve never tried it myself, so I haven’t the faintest idea whether this regimen truly works, but the ladies who told me about this particular marvel of the modern age swear by it. So, there ya go, baby gatorade could be your salvation!


~ by Pagz on March 30, 2008.

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