It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.
“Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things.” Or so Yoda once said. But let’s be honest, Jedi don’t “crave” these things, they’re just part of the job. Me, I’m not truly built for adventure. I’m built for snugglin’. I still dream about it though. Seeing far away places, doing amazing things. Truly though, if one wishes to partake in adventure, one must be dressed appropriately.
The sun is cruel, as are the elements. It’s important to protect your head from them. To that end, I can think of no better way than this:
Fedoras are just cool. I lament that I was born long after they had fallen out of fashion. I further lament that I live in an age of tragic hipsters who confuse the wearing of a fedora with “Style“. The wearing of a fedora does not make you instantly cool. If you’re wearing a fedora with jeans and a t-shirt, you fail.
If you wear a fedora with this:
It’s important to note that the above is the only case in which it is okay to wear a fedora without a suit. Ever.