Allow me to paraphrase
A belt surrounds us and binds everything together. It’s important. It holds up pants and keeps things where they ought to be. Items can be attached to it or hung from it. Items like those Lightsabres I showed you all a couple of days ago. Well, I’m gonna need something to hang those masterpieces from, aren’t I.
The belt of a Jedi. Not as clumsy or random as suspenders. An elegant garment from a more civilized age.
Would I wear this? You’d better fucking believe I would. The only reason I don’t wear my proton pack everywhere I go is that it’s cumbersome and is hard to get in and out of my car :p